Verse: (You don't always have to fuck her hard)
G|---------|
D|-0-4-2---|
A|-------0-| (x2)
E|---------|

Refrain: (Sometimes you've got to squeeze)
G|---------|-----|
D|---------|-0---|
A|-2---2---|---0-|
E|---3---3-|-----|

Verse: (I'm gonna fuck you softly)
G|---------|
D|-0-4-2---|
A|-------0-| (x2)
E|---------|

Refrain: (And then you say hey I bought you flowers)
G|---------|---------|
D|-----0---|---------|
A|-2-----0-|-2-----0-|
E|---3-----|---3-0---|

Verse: (What's your favorite dish)
G|---------|
D|-0-4-2---|
A|-------0-| (x2)
E|---------|

Refrain: (And then I'm gonna love you completely)
G|---------|----------|---------|
D|-----0---|------4-2-|-------0-|
A|-2-----0-|-2--------|-0-3-----|
E|---3-----|---3------|-----3---|

Outro: (Har~ar~ard)
G|------|
D|------|
A|-1-3-5|
E|------|