Come Join Us
Transcription by Jody Beaulac. 

Rhythm 1:
E C G A E

(w/ Rhythm 1)
So you say you gotta know why the world goes around
And you can't find the truth in the things you've found
And you're scared shitless 'cause evil abounds
Come join us

Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in
Full of adherent people with the same objective
A family to cling to and call brethren
Come join us

G D E E E E
All we want to do is change your mind

G D B
All you need to do is close your eyes

E C
Come join us

E G D
Come join us

E C B
Come join us

(w/ Rhythm 1)
Don't you see all the trouble that most people are in
And that they just want you for their own advantage
But I swear to you we're different from all of them
Come join us

I can tell you were looking for a way to live
Where truth is determined by consensus
Full of codified arbitrary directives
Come join us

G D E E E E
All we want to have is your small mind

G D B
Turn it into one of our kind

E C
You can go through life adrift and alone

G D
Desperate, desolate, on your own

E C B
But we're looking for a few more stalwert clones

E C
Come join us

E G D
Come join us

E C D
Come join us

(w/ Rhythm 1)
We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew
The world hates us, well we hate them too
But you're exempted of course if you
Come join us

Independent, self-contented, revolutionary
Intellectual, brave, strong, and scholarly
If you're not one of them, you're us already

E C
Come join us

E G D
Come join us

E C D
Come join us