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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU BASTARD - BLINK 182 - TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND JACKET
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Tuning : E A D G B E

# CHORDS #  N.C - No Chord
  | B5  | F#5 | G#5 | E5  |
e-|-----|-----|-----|-----|
B-|-----|-----|-----|-----|
G-|--4--|-----|-----|-----|
D-|--4--|--4--|--6--|--2--|
A-|--2--|--4--|--6--|--2--|
E-|-----|--2--|--4--|--0--|

# VERSE #
N.C            B5                        F#5
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
               B5                        F#5
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
      G#5                           E5
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
    B5         F#5         E5
And I'll never talk to you again

# CHORUS #
            E5             B5         F#5         E5
Unless your dad'll suck me off
                           I'll never talk to you again
(E5)                        B5         F#5         E5
Unless your mum'll touch my cock
                            I'll never talk to you again
(E5)             B5         F#5         E5
Ejeculate into a sock
                 I'll never talk to you again
(E5)
I'll never talk to you again

# VERSE 2 #
(E5)       B5                          F#5
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
           B5                          F#5
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
       G#5                              E5
And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
    B5         F#5         E5
And I'll never talk to you again

>PLAY CHORUS> END ON B5

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