Cretin Family
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intro:  D    F E Eb D
        D    F E Eb D

verse
D           Eb     D               Eb
I'm not so upset about my horrible self
But why don't you go upset yourself
C                 D     C              D
Hey here's the mirror See your stupid face
What a disgrace man and you know it's true

chorus
D                                          F         E       Eb  D
Cretin family cretin family cretin family everyone's against me
cretin family cretin family cretin family oi oi oi oi

second verse
Don't stare at me it's freakin me out
Look what's happening now it's all your fault
You can't do nothing absolutely nothing ok
Why don't you get a hula hoop and do the cretin hop

chorus

third verse
I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do
Here's a little curse it's from me to you
It's nothing gonna happen nothing ever will
You'll be miserable everyday your luck will always be bad

chorus

intro

outro (four times)
D            Eb
everyone's against me
oi oi oi oi
D


Date: Sun, 27 Jan 2002 19:43:56 -0800
From: "Spencer Askin" 
Subject: r/ramones/cretin_family.crd

Cretin Family, by the Ramones as found on the 1995 Ramones Album "Adios Amigos"


I have a lot of videos of the ramones playing and I can sort of see the frets
johnny is on but not well. I can sort of see the movement, I know this
is wrong and im probably making the song harder than it is but its still
just power chords so youll do fine. This is for all of you who don’t know
the chords by letters, only by their tabs, just like stupid lil me. Im only
twelve but im getting lessons soon and the ramones totally kick the crap
out of every other band on earth (not talentwise) but in being cool I
guess. This is a good song for beginners, and cj sings in it so have fun….


Intro/ Chorus Riff

D|  9-99999-9-99999-9-99999-7777-65
A|  9-99999-9-99999-9-99999-5555-43
E|  7-77777-7-77777-7-77777-xxxx-xx

Then start it all over again. For the first chords count them out like
1,1-2-3-4-5, 1, 1-2-3-4-5, 1, 1-2-3-4-5, then the last ones 1234-5-6.
Repeat that riff twice.

Verse Riff
G|        7-77777
D|9-99999-7-77777
A|9-99999-5-55555
E|7-77777
 Do that 4 times counting it out like the intro and then go to

G|
D|7-77777-9-99999
A|7-77777-9-99999
E|5-55555-7-77777 do that counting it out the same way and theN do

D|9-99999
A|9-99999
E|7-77777
        to lead into a chorus.
Do the Intro riff here for a chorus. That’s it. Heres the song structure
and lyrics.

Verse riff:
chorus:
verse riff:
chorus riff:
Verse Riff
Chorus

After the chorus do two chorus riffs with now words. Then do a the first
half of the verse riff. When the chord goes up, say either everyones against
me, or oi oi oi oi. Keep repeating that playing only the first half of
the verse riff until fade.

Ramones rule. This is my first tab and its all my own work. My e mail
is tygistguitar@tumyeto.com its in standard tuning too. Peace outside….
              spencer askin,
                       SHOUT out to my band members josh, scott,
siobahn(shivane, the gentle giant at like 4 feet tall), and nate,
the cambo american with no drums even tho hes supposed to be our drummer.