KING OF COMEDY
Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us)
D
Make your money with a suit and tie
A B A
Make your money with a true denial
C G
Make your money with expert advice,
G A B A
If you can wing it (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)
D
Make your money with a power ply
A B A
Make your money with a buyout bribe
C G G A B A
Make it lie as long as you mean it
Chorus:
G C G
I'm not King of Comedy
G C G
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)
D
Make your money with exploitation
A B A
Make it holy illumination
C G
Say a prayer at every station
G A B A
Don't forget to ask for mercy
D
Make your money with a pretty face
A B A
Make it easy with product placement
C G
Make it charged with controversy
G A B A
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi
G C G
I'm not king of comedy,
G C G
I'm not your magazine,
G C G
I'm not your television
{Bridge:} G5 Slide (8x)
D
Make your money, make it rich
A B A
make it young and make it quick
C G
Make your money on the jukebox, baby,
G A B A
let's pick up sticks
D
Make your enemies make your moves
A B A
Make your critics stumble through
C G
Make it smart and make it schmooze
G A B A
Make it look easy
G C G
I'm not king of comedy,
G C G
I'm not your magazine,
G C G
I'm not your television
G C G
I'm not your movie screen
G C G
I'm not commodity (all together now)
{Following chords are picked:}
G C G
I'm not commodity
G C G
I'm not commodity
G C G
I'm not commodity
G C G
I'm not commodity
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