"Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity"
From Slow, Deep, and Hard
Tabbed by Raza Mahmood
Tune all guitars down 2.5 steps below standard:
Low to high B, E, A, D, F#, B



 Fdbk      (3rd time)
           "Trust and you'll be trusted..."  (6 times)
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||-(11)--||----------11-11--11-9---------------||
||--(9)--||-11-11-11--9--9---9-7--9--9-8-9--9--||
||-------||--9--9--9--------------7--7-6-7--7--||
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                          "Ooh"                       (2 times)
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||-------7------9-9--9-9-9-|---------7-----9-9--9-7-7-6-6--||
||-9-9-9-5-7-7--7-7--7-0-7-|--9-9--9-5-7-7-7-7--7-5-5-4-4--||
||-7-7-7---5-5-------------|--7-7--7---5-5-----------------||


"Do you believe in forever?..."   (4 times)
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||----------11-11--11-9---------------||
||-11-11-11--9--9---9-7--9--9-8-9--9--||
||--9--9--9--------------7--7-6-7--7--||
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Bridge
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||-9--8--7--6--6/9--8--7------9--8--7--6--5--6--7--2-----||
||-9--8--7--6--6/9--8--7--X---9--8--7--6--5--6--7--2-----||
||-7--6--5--4--4/7--6--5--X--/7--6--5--4--3--4--5--0-----||


||-5^--5-5-55775533220----------------------789/-|
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|-14-14-14-12-12-12-14-15-16-17-21-19-17-15-(random p/o)-/18~~~-||
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                          "Ooh"                       (2 times)
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||-------7------9-9--9-9-9-|---------7-----9-9--9-7-7-6-6--||
||-9-9-9-5-7-7--7-7--7-0-7-|--9-9--9-5-7-7-7-7--7-5-5-4-4--||
||-7-7-7---5-5-------------|--7-7--7---5-5-----------------||


Interlude
(12-string accoustic de-tuned as above)          (6 times)
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||-----12---12-------9---9-------9---------4-----2---2---||
||-8-8----8--8-8-7-7---7---7-6-6---6---6-4-----2-------2-||
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Dist. Guitar                        (2nd time only)
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||-6--7--/9--8--7------------------||----------||
||-4--5--/7--6--5--9-8-7--6--5--4--||----------||
||-----------------7-6-5--4--3--2--||--/-14-\--||

Guitar break, intro to 2nd half of song (8 times/let ring)
     "Don't think I don't know what you're doing,
      you stupid twat."
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||-----4-------4-------4-------4---||
||-----------0---0-0-2-------------||
||-2-------2--------------0--0---0-||
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"You went to L'Amour, Saturday night..." (4 times)
||------7-------7-------7-------7---||
||----7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-||
||--4-------4-------4-------4-------||
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                        "Slut"
                       "Whore"
                        "Cunt"
                    pm
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||--6--6----2--2--2----0-2-0-|-6-------2--||
||--4--4--4-0--0--0--2-------|-4---4---0--||
||--------2------------------|-----2------||
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        "I know you're fucking someone else"
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||---------|-----4-------4-------4-------4---||
||-7-9-9---|-----------0---0-0-2-------------||
||-5-7-7-0-|-2-------2--------------0--0---0-||
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"You had cock on your mind, and cum on your breath..."
                             (4 times)
||------7-------7-------7-------7---||
||----7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-||
||--4-------4-------4-------4-------||
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"So you sit home, drinking alone..."
                 p.m....|
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||--------------------------------------------------9------11-||
||-------------------------------11-11-11-11-10---9-----11----||
||-11--11-11--X-X-X-6--X-6-6-6-9--9--9--9--9--8-7-----9-------||
||--9---9--9--X-X-X-7--X-7-7-7-7------------------------------||

"You, you make me hate myself!"                  (applause)
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||-----4-------4-------4-------4---||--------4--||
||-----------0---0-0-2-------------||--7-9---4--||
||-2-------2--------------0--0---0-||--5-7-0-2--||
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